A mind for the ages:

from CNN.com

There is a reason the McCain campaign keeps Governor Sarah Palin away from the press.

This is a direct excerpt from Katie Couric's One-On-One interview with Sarah Palin, which aired Wednesday on CBS.

COURIC: Why isn’t it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries? … Instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions.

If McCain wins, this woman will be a 72-year- old heartbeat away from being president of the United States.


WOW!!!!!!!

Now I just feel bad for her

This pretty much speaks for itself, seriously though. I miss the old Sarah Palin who was confident in her stupidity... this was just sad.

Vote NO for stupidity!

PBS is doing a poll which asks if Sarah Palin is qualified to be VP. The right wing has organized a yes campaign--and currently the YES vote is leading in the poll. Translation: Sarah Palin's competence as a powerful woman and a world leader is currently WINNING a N.O.W poll. N.O.W.. that's the National Organization of Women... Champions of choice, equal pay, women's health and a zillion other issues that Palin couldn't give a s&*t about...
But, vote your conscience.

CLICK HERE TO VOTE NO

Sarahcuda Kills fish for fun, pee's in lake.

Read the full story here at Salon.com

Todd aka The PuppetMaster

Could it be that our sweet Sarah is being manipulated by her husband and former meth addict Todd? Some seem to think so. A former aid to Palin described Todd as "the one who called all the shots". She went on to say, "(Sarah) knew that her image would be well received, but Todd knew that it was his message that had to get out...it was almost like an abusive relationship or like body snatchers or something"
Could this be true? Could Toddy have somehow used wicken forms of mind control to manipulate his wife as a mear pawn in his ultimate quest for a United State of Alaska?

Read more to find out...

More F#$king Flip Flopping

Seriously Folks... did you learn nothing from my earlier post?

Palin support going limp

In our newest Playman Poll of Poles you can see definite softening of the shaft of core Palin support. While the base, made up of older men, appears to have been rack solid (Cialis) just 2 weeks ago it is not loosing its mass. The "purple helmet" of younger Male support is also waning. Their appears to be some erosion at the head (or mind) as they have no doubt moved back to their most favored porn sites.

Palin uses 508 words to say NOTHING

Sarah Palin is ready in her readiness and confident that in her readiness, that she is ready and confident about her being blessed to be ready.

Is America the Fat Girl?

You know what you sound like when you have this friend... you know the kinda of friend that is a little big boned and a little off putting due to her flatulence problem and lack of social skills... but you think she is really nice and really want to hook her up with a nice guy? You know how you try and pass her off, to any poor guy who is single, as a "great" person with a "quirky and unique" sense of style, when in reality nothing she does can be classified as sense or style?
Well that is what Crypt Keeper McCain sounds like in the below interview. I am just trying to figure out if America is the Fat Girl who farts,or the unaware guy who is about to date her?

Email from typical republican: racist, christian ducehbag

Taken from an email written by former Vice President of Christian Evangelical Council, who also calls Sarah Palin, "A messenger from God, for this time to save the Jews and America".

Dear friends:
Barack Hussein Obama has taken the nation by storm. From obscurity, with zero executive experience, or much of any kind, he has vaulted into the position of Presidential frontrunner. It is stunning. On the surface, it appears attributable only to his eloquent oratory and his race. But an invisible factor be a strong spiritual force behind him, causing some people to actually swoon in his presence...

Last week at Obama's acceptance speech, that spirit exalted itself in front of a Greek temple-like stage, and to a huge audience like in a Roman arena. Obama was portrayed as god-like. His voice thundered as a god's voice.

At the end, Democratic sympathizer Pastor Joel Hunter gave the benediction and shockingly invited everyone to close the prayer to their own (false) gods. This was surely an abomination, but it was compatible with Obama's expressed theology, and Hunter's leftist leanings.

God was not pleased...

Enter Governor Sarah Palin. With incredible timing, the very next day, Sarah Palin also appeared out of nowhere...

We quickly learned that Sarah is a born-again, Spirit-filled Christian, attends church, and has been a ministry worker.

Sarah is that standard God has raised up to stop the flood. She has the anointing. You can tell by how the dogs are already viciously attacking her. But they will not be successful. She knows the One she serves and will not be intimidated.

Back in the 1980s, I sensed that Israel's little-known Benjamin Netanyahu was chosen by God for an important end-time role. I still believe that. I now have that same sense about Sarah Palin... Only God knows the future and how she may be used by Him, but may this noble woman serve to bring renewal in the land, and inspiration.

More of the same

Sweet Tits (that is a fact and not sexist) and her staff will not comply with subpoenas to testify in troppergate. Does this sound familiar? Isn't this the same things that Bush, Cheney, Rove and others did when ordered to testify in the Valerie Plame scandal? Why yes it is! Go figure that good ol Sarah P would take her cues from the Bush Admin, when disregarding the LAW

Full story

Sarah Palin is a Vampire

From a press release put out by the Indoor Tanning Association in response to reports that Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed at the governor's mansion in Alaska:

In locations such as Alaska, tanning beds provide important health benefits as a source of UV light. In the bleak winter months, many Americans experience vitamin D deficiency and the best way to manufacture vitamin D is through exposure to UV light. But it is impossible to get the requisite amount of vitamin D from the sun in cities north of 37 degrees latitude for as many as 6 months out of the year; people living as far north as Juneau, Alaska, are deprived of vitamin D from sunlight for even longer... While partisan bloggers and the sun scare industry will use this as an opportunity to undermine Gov. Palin and demonize the indoor tanning industry, the fact is that Governor Palin's decision to get UV light from a tanning bed positively impacts her health.

"Moderate amounts of indoor tanning allow Governor Palin to experience the many health benefits that come with exposure to UV light," said Dan Humiston, President of the Indoor Tanning Association and candidate for United States Congress (R-NY27)... "Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light."

Sarah Palin baby name generator

Here is a nice little name generator taken from This Great Blog. It is a great way to find out what your name would have been if you were born into the Palin Family if only you were so lucky
Have fun!

First Al Gore, Now McCain

Click here for the full scoop.

Sarah Palin and YOUR money!

Check out what the old Sarahcuda spent her taxpayers money on while she was governor of Alaska. Here's a hint. It is not a hooker a la Spitzer, but it does make you hot.
Click here for the full scoop

Oprah, Sarah, Carrie and Biggs have 4-some!

In a strange twist to the Oprah/Palin controversy (see fake controversy v1) Palin and Oprah will join the cast of the next sex in the city movie and have a 4-some (check the leaked photo above). Palin thinks this move will make her more relevant to a more urban demographic. Orpah on the other-hand just wanted to one up arch nemeis Ellen.

F#%king Flip Floppers

New Gallop polls shows that America is a nation of flip floppers. Make up your frigin mind you sheep! Us proud Americans have no tolerance for your flip floppery. We also have no tolerance for Canadians and the French. Take your health care and shove it up your a#$!

Why I vote Tina Fey

Something smells fishy

Good Read on the Sarahcuda

Republicans exercise 1st Amendment

Who said free speech isn't alive and well?! Here is a picture of the Republican Welcoming Committee (RWC). Check out how intently they are listening to this woman's viewpoint. McCain spokesman Tuck Ball commented, "in this party all people and all views are welcome".

Diary Entry:

Dear diary, tonight I was interviewed by Cherlee Gibsen. Geez was he a tough cookie! He asked sooo many hard questions about stuff like Russia and Iraq and stuff. Boy, his mom should have taught him better than to ambush a lady like that. Sheesh. What was the deal with the Bush doctrine stuff? Who knows that? I should have Todd and Levi go over there and kick his squirmy liberal ass. Oh well. Tomorrow off to hunt a moose with my mom in Suskatache, then back to the campaign trail to help that old fart McCain... the only thing he can fill is a bus to Atlantic City on all you can eat crab legs night without me.

tootles.

S.P.

ps. I really am not qualified to be V.P. Hopefully Old Spice won't kick the bucket! hee hee

Blast from the Past: Fan Favorites

Sarah Palin rips legs of family dog to make a new shawl(photo Ryan McFarland )

And I'm back!

Sorry for the delay.. we here at thepalinator were having some technical difficulty and I personally think that George Bush was responsible for it, Ha.
But, I am back, I'm back and I am ready to roll. Stay tuned!

No Country for Old Men.

Don't tell that to John McCain. He drew a record crowd (for him) on his first day of campaigning without teen heartthrob Sarah Palin and we have the exclusive shots.

America. Fuck Yeah!

Lipstick on a Two Faced Pig

The above picture was taken on Sara Palin's visit to China

I think with as many things as Sarah Palin has changed her mind on (see flip flop, or bridge to no-where, or special needs children) this picture symbolizes her views on many issues that face America. What Sarah Palin believes and what Sarah Palin says seem to be very different things. For example, she believes in Abstinance only education (that worked well for your kid) but speaks of "the choice" her child made. She believes in earmarks and pork but says she is with McCain on getting rid of them. She believes in speaking in tounges, but speaks in the worst rendition of a Minnesotan accent ever. She believes in secession for Alaska, but talks of Country first. She believes in taking money for the brdige to nowhere but talks of saying "no" to that bridge. She believes in eating aborted fetuses so their souls may live through her and her children ... no i made that one up.

Anyway, you are a 2 faced pig and even though Obama clearly did not mean it as an attack on you, it certainly applies.
Oink Oink.

Break over

I was Palined out over the past week, but I am back and better than ever. Look for more exciting Palin News now that she has decided to grace us with some interviews! I wish that she chose someone other than Right Wing spokes er new anchor Charlie Gibson... but what are you gonna do?

anyway... more later.

Peace

Palin to Palin : "You're pregnant too?!"

Rudy Giuliani then found out that he is on the possible list of fathers, along with Bristol's soon to be hubby Levi

White guy gives McCain a Standing Obama.

Palin confirms myth about Obama's shoe size

Sarah Palin confirmed that Obama has big feet yesterday in her first post convention speech.
We need a leader with big feet, I mean that is where the expression, "you've got some big shoes to fill" came from. When asked about the republican nominee's feet, McCain spokesman TuckBall (who has been transferred to only conservative new channels after his CNN melt down) had this to say. "McCain had his feet cut off by the Viet Cong at the Hanoi Hilton". Convenient John..... convenient.

Who's the Flip Flopper?

Somebody keeps changing their vote for VP. What's the matter, tough choice between Tina Fey and the Pitbull? Unmask yourself you non deciding fool! I demand satisfaction. Who are you? Why can't you decide? These questions will never go away and I will not rest until you know who you want for VP.

"Teach an illiterate adult to read"

That one line from John McCain summed up his entire speech. For almost an hour John Mccain showed us the truly terrifying results of teaching an "illiterate adult how to read". In the immortal words of some guy from Billy Madison, we are all "now dumber for having listened" to what Mccain said, "may God have mercy on (his) soul". Thank You RNC. It has been real.

Palin reveals Anti-terror strategy

Original Palin Art on EBAY

Buy this one of a kind Self Portrait of S.P. My god she is talented!
Click the pic to go to the auction

Party Time!

McCain and Palin lead the republicans in the best party ever. Who's gettin' laid first?
I bet it's a Palin!

B.P and the Family Values Tour

Apparently little Bristol Palin likes to drink! I hope she stops before the baby is born. Actually I don't care.

I am not trying to be sexist here, but Bristol, likes to drink, fu%k (and so does her mom) and kiss girls (Jesus would be so disappointed although Lindsay Lohan would like it) all before leaving high school! That little dude in the middle looks kinda gansta though... I don't know they made em hard (Boyz in the Hood er.. Igloo) up there in A town

If Sarah Palin can't even control her teenage daughter then what makes her qualified to lead this country. I know, I know. Todd should be more involved, but give the guy a break, he is off drinking a case of Mountain Dew (redneck holy water) and racing super sweet snow machine (see Below)

Next up. Girls Gone Wild Palin Style?

Super Duper Todd Palin Signature Snow Machine Action Race Photo

Check out this super-sweet Todd Palin Race Photo. Todd got this baby up to an amazing 4.7 mph as we grabbed this awesome action shot form his latest race! You are such a champion Super Todd!!!!

D'oh

Click the picture to see the complete list of McCain Flip Flops in your your size

Special Needs Children "Beware of Pitbull"

As evidenced by the below picture of Palin and Trig, The self-described "Pitbull' in lipstick's" rhetoric and record on being an advocate for "special needs" children do not add up.

St. Paul Report.... Minnesota Nice.

Pleasantville 2008 vs. The Darkness

The culture war is on! (says cnn). Who will win, small town America clinging to the "moral values that made this country great" or Urban America, that gave us hiphop, hookers and crack babies?
I think that America used to be a better place, where people respected their elders, honored their veterans and made black people drink at different water fountains.
When did we loose our way? When did Jesus desert us? Surely we can agree that the liberal jewwy media has steered us on a path toward destruction. At least when that day comes i know where I will be!
Barack Obama is the poster child for a darkness that has infected our America. Sarah Palin is the poster woman for the other America. She is angelic and snow-like, spewing many babies (special) from her fertile and virginal womb... this is the America that we must fight for.
Pick your side cause it's on.

Jews for Jesus are NOT Jews

Check this video of S.P. telling us of our divine right to invade Iraq, gift of prophecy, and the need for Jesus in all of our pagan, heathen hearts.

Giuliani claims moral high-ground / does blow.

First he said of Democrats, "When they gave up on Iraq, they gave up on America", then "how dare they" (Democrats) go after Sarah Palin (for legitimate concerns?). He left the stage to thunderous applause in his rebuke of the moral inadequacy shown by the Democratic party.

He then went back to his hotel, divorced his 6th wife, did a line of coke off of a strippers ass and got dressed up like Marilyn Monroe before hitting the St. Paul party circuit, toting the carcass of Strom Thurman (weekend at Bernie's style).

3hr to Palin!!!! OMG.

OMG. I sit here in my sprawling B.H estate to excited to move, to scared to sit still, to anxious to keep my food down awaiting the Palinator's speech. Tonight is the night that we the people will be finally be free. IMO my people will finally have a voice in this cold world that has shut us out of every opportunity and kept us oppressed as rich white people. (hold on.. BRB, my BFF just called.)

Ok, where was I? oh yeah... OMG. I am humbled and awed at the same time to live in a time when someone like S.P. can rise from the ashes of McCain's dead campaign and thrust our party into a new era of conservatism, sexism, religious ism-ism, and all other ism's and bring forth the floods on Washington like Moses did the Egyptians (who were Muslim by the way... and totally deserved it, cause Mohammad is not a real prophet and neither is Joe Smith, although he was good when he played Maryland) May J.C. walk with S.P. and lead this party as the LOL all the way to D.C.

TTYL

Palin to McCain: "Stop being such a pussy, John"

Sarah's Dream

Recently a map that was drawn by Sarah Palin in high school surfaced. Here is an exclusive look at this disturbing image,

Republican's draw record/diverse crowds

The crowds were big enough to fill a Bingo Hall and were as diverse in hair color as they were in age... ranging from 71 to 87 years old. Both old and older, white and whiter, people with red, blond (dye job), gray and white hair all gathered to help celebrate in one of the flyest parties since prohibition.
Don't miss tomorrow night's coverage provided by Fixident. Now even you can eat apples without puree-ing them.

Palin rips legs off family dog, makes new shawl

(photo Ryan McFarland )

Bush institutes Draft: little Palin first to go

Boo Hoo. Would you like a tissue?

The McCain campaign canceled an interview with CNN tonight because they believe Campbell Brown was quote, "over the line" in her interview last night with the TuckBall.

Scroll down to watch the exchange. This guy's job must SUCK!!! TuckBall

Was this "over the line"? or was this an example of a person in the media actually asking tough questions and not letting a political spokesperson off the hook with BS answers?

The last time I checked, the President and V.P work for the American people. Imagine if you couldn't answer any of your boss's questions during a performance review. You just beat around the bush (no pun) while he/she asked you the same question over and over again. Then sent a letter to his/her office the next day saying that you are not going to come to work for a week because you felt that your boss was "over the line" in demanding some accountability, honesty and real answers regarding your decision making process. Your ass would be fired on the spot!

This proves that these guys are full of sh#t. Either hire a better spokesman than the TuckBall, or deal with the consequences of having to answer for your (McCain) decisions. It was like a Scott McClellan twilight zone.

Summer Camp Video of SP at age 11

This guy's job must SUCK!!! TuckBall

I can't figure out if the ol' Tuck Ball answers one question that he is asked. You be the judge. Furthermore, when did CNN actually start asking real questions? WTF

Country First?

I spend a lot of time here poking fun at things, but every once in a while I will bring some serious news to light. Sarah Palin might be one of the greatest spies we have ever seen. I know this sounds like left wing nut-ball talk, but I'll be damned if it isn't true.

Palin and her Husband were members of the AIP (Alaskan Independence Party) until 1994. This has been verified by Videos of Dexter Clark (vice chairman of AIP) speaking about former member Palin. The AIP has a platform which includes secession from the United States of America.

Officials of the Alaskan Independence Party say that Palin was once so independent, she was once a member of their party, which since the 1970s has been pushing for a legal vote for Alaskans to decide whether or not residents of the 49th state can secede from the United States.And while McCain's motto -- as seen in a new TV ad -- is "Country First," the AIP's motto is the exact opposite -- "Alaska First -- Alaska Always."

Lynette Clark, the chairman of the AIP, tells ABC News that Palin and her husband Todd were members in 1994, even attending the 1994 statewide convention in Wasilla. Clark was AIP secretary at the time.

"We are a state's rights party," Clark -- a self-employed goldminer -- tells ABC News. The AIP has "a plank that challenges the legality of the Alaskan statehood vote as illegal and in violation of United Nations charter and international law." CBS NEWS .COM

Please check this link out for Video Proof, and further in depth disscusion.

Imagine what the right would be doing if Obama was associated with anything resembling secession. What does this say about McCain, a man that has the "Country First" motto, and his judgment in choosing a running mate? Does this prove this his mental faculties and judgment are severely limited? That is for the voter to decide, but I really hope people take a long hard look at the facts and get over the hockey mom facade and Gee Whiz charm of SP.

Isn't it time that Intelligence and due dillgence took president over "going with my gut". I guess it gives some insight into why so many hate the Republican's guts.

Little Palin Baby Daddy a "fuckin'redneck" ... Shocking!

Levi DuecheBag has a myspace page. On it he writes:

"I'm a fuckin' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes."But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess."

"Ya fuck with me I'll kick [your] ass," he added.He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."

It is a shame the little guy doesn't want children because like Kevin Federline before him, he has em now! Oh by the way... I am "fucking with you", so I await my ass-kicking humbly.

Hopefully we will catch the whole Palin clan on Jerry Springer sometime soon.

Police even the score

By now, we have all seen the footage of the dancing hippie protesters in front of the RNC in St. Paul. They pretend that they have light sticks in their petulli scented hands and wiggle around in front of heavily armed police in riot gear.

Well now the Saint Paul PO-PO have one upped them in a break battle royale in front of the Excel Energy Center (RNC CENTRAL)that is reminiscent of stomp the yard...
check this out!

Viscious Lies about S.P.

There are lots of rumors flying around about Alaskan governor Sarah Palin since McCain selected her as his running mate. Here are 8 of the most common rumors, and proof they are completely and utterly untrue:

Sarah Palin Rumors:

Rumor 1. Sarah Palin likes to eat raw polar bear meat. UNTRUE. She likes it medium rare....

click here for the remaining 7

St. Paul Report....the Larry Craig

This week I am in St. Paul MN covering all things RNC. I was out for dinner at a local hot spot when they brought me a specials board. They had some nice blackened salmon, a crab cake and frog leg special and a drink special which I found particularly ballsy and awesome... the server told me it was "toe tapping good"!

Bush: "Cats taste like chicken"

Another Palin!

They really do like to pop em out young up there in Alaska. Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah is prego and ready to enter a life of unhappiness and servitude by marrying the baby's father. Here comes the shocker... the father is John McCain! Just kidding. Maybe Trig and and new baby Palin can play together, as long as Trig wears his helmet!

Who knew that little Palin like to get busy? Well it has been noted in her high-school year book by Jimmy Tyler, who signed, "thanks for sicking my duck behind the bleachers" and, Scooter "Bumpy" Smith, who signed, "I didn't think by the time you got around to me that it would be all that good, but wow, you are the new barracuda!!! your mom never dribbled balls the way you do!"

I wonder if the father of the child is older than 18? If so, that is a sin and against the law. I hope Sarah will lock her future son in law up and throw away the key, after all it is her duty as Governor. Palin could not be reached for comment as she is pandering to black people in Louisiana, Texas and Mississippi pretending that she cares about their lives. She recently made "swimming lessons" part of her platform along with creationism, anti-abortionism and anti-bear regulatory justice bear killing. (Stephen Colbert would be proud)