Is America the Fat Girl?

You know what you sound like when you have this friend... you know the kinda of friend that is a little big boned and a little off putting due to her flatulence problem and lack of social skills... but you think she is really nice and really want to hook her up with a nice guy? You know how you try and pass her off, to any poor guy who is single, as a "great" person with a "quirky and unique" sense of style, when in reality nothing she does can be classified as sense or style?
Well that is what Crypt Keeper McCain sounds like in the below interview. I am just trying to figure out if America is the Fat Girl who farts,or the unaware guy who is about to date her?