Diary Entry:

Dear diary, tonight I was interviewed by Cherlee Gibsen. Geez was he a tough cookie! He asked sooo many hard questions about stuff like Russia and Iraq and stuff. Boy, his mom should have taught him better than to ambush a lady like that. Sheesh. What was the deal with the Bush doctrine stuff? Who knows that? I should have Todd and Levi go over there and kick his squirmy liberal ass. Oh well. Tomorrow off to hunt a moose with my mom in Suskatache, then back to the campaign trail to help that old fart McCain... the only thing he can fill is a bus to Atlantic City on all you can eat crab legs night without me.

tootles.

S.P.

ps. I really am not qualified to be V.P. Hopefully Old Spice won't kick the bucket! hee hee