A mind for the ages:

from CNN.com

There is a reason the McCain campaign keeps Governor Sarah Palin away from the press.

This is a direct excerpt from Katie Couric's One-On-One interview with Sarah Palin, which aired Wednesday on CBS.

COURIC: Why isn’t it better, Governor Palin, to spend $700 billion helping middle-class families struggling with health care, housing, gas and groceries? … Instead of helping these big financial institutions that played a role in creating this mess?

PALIN: Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions.

If McCain wins, this woman will be a 72-year- old heartbeat away from being president of the United States.


WOW!!!!!!!

Now I just feel bad for her

This pretty much speaks for itself, seriously though. I miss the old Sarah Palin who was confident in her stupidity... this was just sad.

Vote NO for stupidity!

PBS is doing a poll which asks if Sarah Palin is qualified to be VP. The right wing has organized a yes campaign--and currently the YES vote is leading in the poll. Translation: Sarah Palin's competence as a powerful woman and a world leader is currently WINNING a N.O.W poll. N.O.W.. that's the National Organization of Women... Champions of choice, equal pay, women's health and a zillion other issues that Palin couldn't give a s&*t about...
But, vote your conscience.

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Sarahcuda Kills fish for fun, pee's in lake.

Read the full story here at Salon.com

Todd aka The PuppetMaster

Could it be that our sweet Sarah is being manipulated by her husband and former meth addict Todd? Some seem to think so. A former aid to Palin described Todd as "the one who called all the shots". She went on to say, "(Sarah) knew that her image would be well received, but Todd knew that it was his message that had to get out...it was almost like an abusive relationship or like body snatchers or something"
Could this be true? Could Toddy have somehow used wicken forms of mind control to manipulate his wife as a mear pawn in his ultimate quest for a United State of Alaska?

Read more to find out...

More F#$king Flip Flopping

Seriously Folks... did you learn nothing from my earlier post?

Palin support going limp

In our newest Playman Poll of Poles you can see definite softening of the shaft of core Palin support. While the base, made up of older men, appears to have been rack solid (Cialis) just 2 weeks ago it is not loosing its mass. The "purple helmet" of younger Male support is also waning. Their appears to be some erosion at the head (or mind) as they have no doubt moved back to their most favored porn sites.

Palin uses 508 words to say NOTHING

Sarah Palin is ready in her readiness and confident that in her readiness, that she is ready and confident about her being blessed to be ready.

Is America the Fat Girl?

You know what you sound like when you have this friend... you know the kinda of friend that is a little big boned and a little off putting due to her flatulence problem and lack of social skills... but you think she is really nice and really want to hook her up with a nice guy? You know how you try and pass her off, to any poor guy who is single, as a "great" person with a "quirky and unique" sense of style, when in reality nothing she does can be classified as sense or style?
Well that is what Crypt Keeper McCain sounds like in the below interview. I am just trying to figure out if America is the Fat Girl who farts,or the unaware guy who is about to date her?

Email from typical republican: racist, christian ducehbag

Taken from an email written by former Vice President of Christian Evangelical Council, who also calls Sarah Palin, "A messenger from God, for this time to save the Jews and America".

Dear friends:
Barack Hussein Obama has taken the nation by storm. From obscurity, with zero executive experience, or much of any kind, he has vaulted into the position of Presidential frontrunner. It is stunning. On the surface, it appears attributable only to his eloquent oratory and his race. But an invisible factor be a strong spiritual force behind him, causing some people to actually swoon in his presence...

Last week at Obama's acceptance speech, that spirit exalted itself in front of a Greek temple-like stage, and to a huge audience like in a Roman arena. Obama was portrayed as god-like. His voice thundered as a god's voice.

At the end, Democratic sympathizer Pastor Joel Hunter gave the benediction and shockingly invited everyone to close the prayer to their own (false) gods. This was surely an abomination, but it was compatible with Obama's expressed theology, and Hunter's leftist leanings.

God was not pleased...

Enter Governor Sarah Palin. With incredible timing, the very next day, Sarah Palin also appeared out of nowhere...

We quickly learned that Sarah is a born-again, Spirit-filled Christian, attends church, and has been a ministry worker.

Sarah is that standard God has raised up to stop the flood. She has the anointing. You can tell by how the dogs are already viciously attacking her. But they will not be successful. She knows the One she serves and will not be intimidated.

Back in the 1980s, I sensed that Israel's little-known Benjamin Netanyahu was chosen by God for an important end-time role. I still believe that. I now have that same sense about Sarah Palin... Only God knows the future and how she may be used by Him, but may this noble woman serve to bring renewal in the land, and inspiration.

More of the same

Sweet Tits (that is a fact and not sexist) and her staff will not comply with subpoenas to testify in troppergate. Does this sound familiar? Isn't this the same things that Bush, Cheney, Rove and others did when ordered to testify in the Valerie Plame scandal? Why yes it is! Go figure that good ol Sarah P would take her cues from the Bush Admin, when disregarding the LAW

Full story

Sarah Palin is a Vampire

From a press release put out by the Indoor Tanning Association in response to reports that Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed at the governor's mansion in Alaska:

In locations such as Alaska, tanning beds provide important health benefits as a source of UV light. In the bleak winter months, many Americans experience vitamin D deficiency and the best way to manufacture vitamin D is through exposure to UV light. But it is impossible to get the requisite amount of vitamin D from the sun in cities north of 37 degrees latitude for as many as 6 months out of the year; people living as far north as Juneau, Alaska, are deprived of vitamin D from sunlight for even longer... While partisan bloggers and the sun scare industry will use this as an opportunity to undermine Gov. Palin and demonize the indoor tanning industry, the fact is that Governor Palin's decision to get UV light from a tanning bed positively impacts her health.

"Moderate amounts of indoor tanning allow Governor Palin to experience the many health benefits that come with exposure to UV light," said Dan Humiston, President of the Indoor Tanning Association and candidate for United States Congress (R-NY27)... "Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light."

Sarah Palin baby name generator

Here is a nice little name generator taken from This Great Blog. It is a great way to find out what your name would have been if you were born into the Palin Family if only you were so lucky
Have fun!

First Al Gore, Now McCain

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